Well, this Sunday (1.20.02) you could:
a: Sit on your couch watching football and eating pretzels
b: Sit on a chair watching me and drinking coffee.
While the choice may seem obvious at first, consider the hidden danger
lurking in choice A. Do you really want to have to tell your family,
friends and co workers “Yup, just like the Parsident! Got caught right
in my throat. When I woke up, the dog and the Vice President were
standing over me, both panting hopefully.”
No. Clearly you don’t want THAT.
So, as a public service, I will perform this Sunday at Coffee Works
Roasterie and Brew House in Voorhees, NJ. I’ll start around 7p and play
a couple of sets, during which I will also give a scintillating lecture
on the merits and proper technique of mastication. You won’t want to
Even if you’re the Parsident.
Sunday, 1.20.02 : 7p
Coffee Works Roasterie and Brew House
910 Berlin Rd. : Voorhees, NJ
Thursday, 1.24.02 : 8p
Club Passim : Cambridge, MA
Friday, 2.01.02 : 8p
The Living Room : NYC
Hope to see you there.
“Chew before you swallow”
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